Deaf

<p><font color="#3300ff" size="3">A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"</font></p><p><font color="#3300ff" size="3">The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."</font></p><p><font color="#3300ff" size="3">The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"</font></p><p><font color="#3300ff" size="3">He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again.</font></p><p><font color="#3300ff" size="3">Still no response, so he moves to five feet. No answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for supper?"</font></p><p><font color="#3300ff" size="3">She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf idiot!"</font></p>