『老外说性』重口味：性幻想蓝豹人阿凡达（双语）

Savage Love podcast    Episode 172    010 Feb 2
“野人之爱”播客  第172期    2010年2月2日
(a 3-minute call / response)  3分钟电话问答


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问：
I just wanno say that I think James Cameron has done us all a great disservice with his new Avatar movie, because  immediately following the movie  I realized how much of a huge fetish I now have for giant blue cat people.  So unfair – cos I don’t think in my lifetime i ll ever be able to actualise this. 
卡麦隆的《阿凡达（梵文：化身）》真是帮了我们一个倒忙啊！我忍不住对电影里的蓝色豹人产生性幻想，太不公平了！我这辈子也不可能如愿啊！
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答：
[fake advertisement:] Coming soon to a science fiction convention near you : slightly pudgy, white men + women painted blue .. with yellow contacts.
[假广告:]下届科幻人物聚会：矮胖白人+全身抹蓝的女人…戴着黄色彩瞳隐形眼镜。
Yeah.  Boo hoo hoo.  Get in line behind the centaur fetishists and the 50-ft-tall women fetishists,  and the people who wanno sleep with Shiva the women with ten arms[1]. .. Yeah. It sucks for you, doesnt it ? 
呼呼啦～排队啦排队啦，恋半人马癖者，恋50英尺高女癖者，还有想和湿婆十只手的化身[2]OOXX的童鞋，唉。杯具啊。
And I feel the same way.  You know — I ve always been attracted to guys with tiny little waists, and very broad shoulders and nice tits.  And boy did that James [Cameron's character Jake] Sully have a tiny little waist, very broad shoulders and nice tits — when he was ten foot tall and blue and phosphorescent.  I feel yr pain.
我深有同感啊，我也迷恋宽肩细腰美胸男，而电影男主角Sully就是肩宽、腰膝、胸又美，加上他十英尺高，全身散发蓝色荧光。你的痛楚我了啊！
What was interesting though watching that movie, besides the amazing arses on the Navi, was : [1] well, the lack of junk — you know, you d think if you were a marine and they put you in this alien body the first thing you d wanno look at is yr dick.  But the first thing he looks at is his hair.  What kind of marine goes first to the hair ?  [I am] just saying.
电影有意思的除了看外星人的屁股外，还有一个就是：性器官被忽略了，—我们试想一下：一个海军陆战队士兵被放到一个外星人的身体里，他醒来第一件事应该是看看自己的“小头”吧，可是男主角首先关注的居然是他的发型，什么样的士兵会首先去注意头发呢？我随便说说。
..What was interesting about the movie, kind of, I thought, was : [2] the sexual politics of it.  You know, for a movie that s this big metaphor / this allegory about honouring and respecting nature and natural rhythms and living in harmony with nature,  it had a sort of peculiarly unnatural take on sexuality.
我觉得吧，这电影还有点意思的是他里面的性爱观。众所周知啦，这个电影暗含深意，宣扬的是尊重大自然、自然规律以及与自然和谐共存，但里面的性爱部分却不怎么“自然”。
If you recall: .. James [..] Sully mates with the lady / girl / 10-foot-tall blue cat-person (whose name I cant remember) and they are bonded for life.  And apparently this is [the way it always works on this unbreakable-bond-loving planet] — you know, she s a virgin, right ?  This is gonno be / she s gonno be the new queen, and she s already betrothed to this other dude (who s gonno lead the tribe when her father dies),  and / [but]  then when –you know, there s this big confrontation and it comes out that–  she and Sully have mated / bonded,  it s : nothing can be done.  They’re sealed. Forever. 
你记得吧，男主角Sully跟那个女孩？小姐？十英尺高的蓝豹妹？（我记不住名啦）鱼水了之后，他们就“永远不会分离”了（是啊是啊，就像我们这个星球上每一对上过床的男女一样，都永浴爱河了）。她之前不是处女嘛，所以喽。她本来不是要继任女王的嘛，她的伴侣也早就被选定了（那位老兄本来可以在她老爸百年之后即位做部落领袖的）。这两方面的矛盾可大了，可就是因为她跟Sully做了，就突然尘埃落定了。他俩永生永世都不能分开了。
It feels very much like a sort of conservative Christian wet dream about the way the natural world should work — but doesn’t.  Because in nature,  sex is messy.  And .. natural sex is almost never strictly monogamous sex.  All sorts of species  –now we know, with DNA testing !–  that we looked at and thought Oh those cute little finches, they’re so monogamous !  We now know that little lady finch is getting it on with other boy finches when mr.Finch is away,  and that mr.Finch isn’t always aware that bla bla bla / whatever.  Real sex / natural sex is like the natural world – it s disorderly, it s messy, it s improvisational.  And yet the Navi –who are so in tune with nature, ha ha ha– have really creepily unnatural sex lives.  [I am ] just saying. 
这听着可有点像那些保守派基督徒的春梦：自然界就是该这样。但事实并非如此啊。因为自然界原生态的性，没有不混乱的。自然的性几乎就没有一夫一妻的。所有物种，是滴，我们现在经过DNA测试知道，即使是那些我们看着会惊呼“真是可爱啊，小朱雀们最一夫一妻了”的那种也淫乱。朱雀太太会趁朱雀先生不在的时候和其他的公朱雀OOXX，朱雀先生未必能察觉，等等。真正的性/自然的性是混乱的，无序的，即兴的。这些那么顺应自然的外星人居然过着那么扭曲不自然的性生活。我随便说说了。

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[1] *Shiva : Dan means Mahamaya, the goddess of dreams (and mother of Buddha), who is represented as having many arms. In Hindu religion, Shiva is the transformer god who can take the form of Mahamaya; he does this by combining himself with Vishnu, the preserver god. Vishnu has many well-known and widely-accepted avatars.
[2] Dan说的十只手的化身应该是摩诃摩耶（Mahamaya），梦之女神（佛陀之生母）。印度教里，湿婆（Shiva）千变万化，他可以和毗湿奴(Vishnu)结合化身为摩诃摩耶。毗湿奴是保护之神，有很多种为世人所知的化身。

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