『双语博客』洋妈妈桑告诉你：与妈妈桑交谈的十大禁句（图）

还记得之前小抄给大家翻译的《『双语博客』洋拉拉告诉你：与女同交谈的十大禁句》，今天又有姐妹篇哦。这次的主讲同样非同一般，是个活生生的美国妓院妈妈桑哦，她要告诉大家的就是跟妈妈桑交谈的十大禁句！有想着去美国妓院开开眼界的同学，一定要看这篇文章做好功课哦。不然让人妈妈桑不爽了，直接就让黑大哥把你丢出去了……（PS：再次跟大家说明一下，美国其实并非遍地妓院到处赌场的开放国，在美国其实只有内华达州是可以合法卖淫的州，全内华达州的合法妓院也不过20多家，而且都在荒郊野岭……至于欧洲的性产业法规，大家可以看看这篇旧抄《德妓院【包日套餐】遭警方取缔，原因是“践踏妇女尊严”》）
10 Things You Should Never Say to a Madam（跟妈妈桑交谈的十大禁句）
It’s not every day you come across a bona fide madam.
But Susan Austin is exactly that. She resurrected The World Famous Mustang Ranch, the first and oldest legal brothel in America, in 2007. The crazy, earlier days of the bordello are the subject of the film “Love Ranch,” which comes out later this month.
活生生的妓院妈妈桑可不是我们每天都可能见到的生物，不过Susan Austin就是这样的罕见生物。正是她在2007年让美国第一个，也是迄今历史最长的合法妓院“驰名全球野马园”重新焕发活力。而描写这个传奇妓院的早期故事的电影“爱之园”也会在本周上映。
Austin served as a consultant on the film and also talked to us about her unusual profession. More specifically, the comments that folks who aren’t schooled in the intricacies of the sex trade tend to make to her over and over again.
Austin是这部电影的顾问，她也向我们打开了话匣子，讲讲她不同寻常的职业。主题就是那些对错综复杂的性业界一无所知的愣头青们老是在她面前说的那些傻话。
If you happen to find yourself in a (totally legal) house of ill-repute, these are the 10 things you should try to avoid saying to the lady in charge:
所以，要是哪天你“一不小心”进到了这些“爱之园”（当然一定要去合法的哦），下面是十个你最好不要跟管事的阿姨们说的傻话：
[blockquote]10. “Are you on the menu?“

Oh, honey, of course not, but I have a whole bunch of ladies who are.

10、“你也可以选吗？”

噢，小甜心，当然不行了。不过我手下可有一大群美女候选。
9. “If this is a ranch, where are the horses?”

We don’t ride horses, we ride you.

9、“这不是野马园嘛，马呢？”[注]

我们这些小姐不骑马，我们骑你。



8. “So you’re the pimp.”

A pimp beats up the girls and takes their cash; a madam helps them make money in a safe environment.

8、“哦，你就是拉皮条的吧。”

拉皮条的把小姐当狗一样打，还抢她们的卖身钱。妈妈桑则是帮助他们在一个安全的环境里赚钱而已。



7. “But you do force them to have sex.”

No. These girls would be working illegally — out there with the predators — if they didn’t have a legal house to work under.

7、“呃，可你的确是强迫她们去卖的元凶吧”

也不对。要不是我们提供这个合法的场地，这些女孩就只能去外面偷偷摸摸地卖了，天知道能被什么食肉动物给吃了。
Keep reading for the top 6 things you should never say to a madam.下面是十句你绝对不该对妈妈桑说的傻话：
6. “Can I get a discount?”

There is never a fire sale at a brothel, and if you ask again I’ll tell my ladies to charge double.

6、“能给打个折不？”

妓院可从来不跳楼大甩卖，你敢再问一次，我就让小姐们收你双倍。
5. “Were you a hooker?”

Of course I was. You can’t call yourself a madam unless you first worked on your back. [Ed. note: According to Austin, a woman who runs a brothel but hasn't worked as a hooker is called a "manager."]

5、“你以前也是妓女吧？”

当时啦。没有躺下赚过钱的人怎么能说自己有资格做妈妈桑呢。（PS：Austin说没有做过妓女的妓院老板不能叫做“妈妈桑”，只能说是“经理”。）
4. “Do you remember me?”

Drop your pants, maybe I’ll remember.

4、“记得我不？”

把裤子脱了，可能老娘有印象。



3. “You must just see men as big dollar signs.”

Not at all. The most successful women in this business are in this business because they love men; the money just follows.

3、“男人在你眼中应该就是会走路的纸钞吧？”

当然不是啦。这行里做得最好的那些小姐都是因为喜欢男人才做的，钱只是锦上添花罢了。
2. “Can a man work for you?”

Can a man do 15 ladies a day?

2、“男的可以给你工作吗？”

男人可以一天上15个女客不？
1. “Why does your brothel have so many security guards?”

I have a German shepherd attack dog, a taser on my side and a gun in my boots — security is to protect you from me.

1、“为什么你的妓院有这么多保安啊？”

我养着一头德国狼犬，手边就是电击枪，靴子里藏着一把真枪。保安可不是保护我的，而是保护你！
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注：内华达州的妓院一般都叫“某某Ranch”也就是牧场，到底为什么我不确定。听说是因为那些郊区，鸟不拉屎的地方本来就很多牧场，去偷欢的人可以直接说“我要去XX牧场。”感觉不会太尴尬。
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PS：内华达的妓院据说非常贵，一个小姐可以花掉你几百上千美刀。因为都地处偏僻，生客的话，去了就只能她们开价多少给多少了。讨价还价的话说不定就把你扔出来了。走几个小时都没人烟……所以敬告大家，即使有机会去，没懂行的熟人领路还是不要轻易尝试了……猎奇诚可贵，性命价更高啊。
附上些上面这位妈妈桑工作的，全美国最有名的妓院（历史悠久啊）“驰名全球野马园”的照片，看着素质一般吧，跟天上人间没得比啊：