Java程序员必看电影：Java 4-ever

如果你是Java程序员或者说你有意往Java方面发展，这么这部由JavaZone制作的恶搞微软.net的小电影一定值得你去看一看。



影片通过叛逆小伙的成长历程描述了在微软帝国下Java所给人们带来的新思维和新方向，拍摄的非常具备专业水准，强烈推荐观看。


























(Scene: A father and his son playing "throw-and-catch")




(场景: 一位父亲和儿子玩丢接球游戏)



Narrator: They appear to be a perfect family



旁白: 他们看起来像是一个完美的家庭



(Scene: bedtime story)



(场景: 床边故事)



Father: Export all OLE objects with the command line



父: 以命令行输出所有的OLE对象



Father: So that they will be available for Internet information




父: 所以它们能为因特网信息所用



Son: Dad?



子: 爸爸?



Narrotor: But sometimes appearances can be deceiving.



旁白: 但是有些时候外表是假象



Son: Why do we always use .Net?



子: 为什么我们总是使用.Net?



Father: What do you mean?



父: 你说什么?




Son: Are there no other developing platforms?



子: 没有其它的发展平台吗?



Father: I think it's time for you to go to sleep!



父: 我想你该睡了!



Narrator: As a young boy discovers a new world unfolding



旁白: 当一个年轻小伙子发现一个新世界就此展开



(Scene: Son's growth)



(场景: 儿子的成长)




Son & Peer: Look how beautiful, robust, secure, portable, and scalable it is!



儿子与伙伴: 看到没! 它多漂亮、坚固、安全、可携带性和可扩展性!



Father: Hey, what are you guys up to?



父: 嗨, 你们这些家伙在干嘛?



Son: We are just enjoying some porn.



子: 我们只是在看色 情影片.



Father: Hope you're not doing Java and open source...



父: 希望你们不要弄些Java和开源的东西...




Son & peer: No!



儿子与伙伴: 没!



Father: Good!



父: 很好!



Narrator: For being young is all about experimenting



旁白: 因为年轻就是要不断试验



Father: What are you doing in there?



父: 你在里面做什么?




Son: Nothing!



子: 啥都没!



Father: Hello?



父: 哈啰?



Son: Yeah, I'm almost done!



子: 耶, 我快好了!



(Scene: Christmas Dinner, son's confession, and father's death)



(场景: 圣诞节晚餐, 儿子的告白, 和父亲的死)



Family: Merry Christmas!




(全家: 圣诞快乐!)



Narrotor: But a secret can't stay a secret forever...



旁白: 但是秘密没有办法永久是秘密...



Son: Dad...



子: 爸爸...



Son: Mom..I have a confession to make.



子: 妈妈..我有事要坦白.



Son: I use Java!




子: 我用Java!



Father: What the hell are you talking about?



父: 你说什么鬼啊?



Son: I want to use a programming language which doesn't only run in Windows.



子: 我要使用不单单只是在Windows中跑的程序语言.



Father: That's just wrong!



父: 那是大错特错!



Son: Portability has never been a priority for Microsoft, and you know it.



子: 可移植性从来不是微软优先考虑的, 你是知道的.




Mother: My son is a monster!



母: 我儿子是怪物!



The java Post: "One of the most compelling dramas for our time..."



Java邮报: "一个属于我们年代最惊天动地的戏剧..."



Father: Microsoft gives us net based applications...



父: Microsoft给了我们网上应用程序...




Father: that share information with other applications via web servers.



父: 可以经由网站服务器和其它应用程序分享信息.



Wired: "Truly gripping..."



联机杂志: "实在扣人心弦..."



Father: They actually enable us to send XML-messages...



父: 它们实在可以让我们传送XML-讯息...



Father: ...through SOAP! Through SOAP!




父:...藉由SOAP! 藉由SOAP!



Son: Shouldn't you be able to make your own choices, based on your own needs?



子: 你难道不该可以基于你自己的需求做自己的选择吗?



(Scene: The father ripps off his son's shirt and sees a tattoo of an

arrow heart with Java on it. The father faints away and dies)



(场景:父亲扯掉儿子的衬衫, 看到一个一箭穿心的刺青, 心上还些个Java. 父亲昏倒死掉了)



Son: Dad?



子: 爸?



James Gosling: "...a masterpiece!"




James Gosling(Java之父): "...旷世之作!"



(Scene: The graveyard, the son's grievous confession, and the hot girl.)



(场景: 墓园、儿子的哀伤告白和辣妹.)



Narrotor: But sometimes the truth comes with the terrible price.



旁白: 但是, 有时候真相带来可怕的代价.



Son: Maybe you were right, dad.



子: 也许你曾是对的, 爸.




(Epitaph: John Johnsen, 1951-2011, Where do you want to go today?)



(碑文: John Johnsen, 1951-2011, 今天你想往哪儿?)



Son: Maybe .NET is better than Java.



子: 也许.NET是比Java好.



Son: Maybe it's easier if Microsoft sets the standard...



子: 也许那会(生命)会轻松些, 如果Microsof定下了标准...



Hot girl: Java is far better!



辣妹: Java是大大的好!



Hot girl: You can do fine tuning and balancing which you can't do with Microsoft.




辣妹: 你可以做超好的优化和负载平衡, 这些是你无法以Microsoft做到的.



Hot girls: Java is the future!



辣妹: Java是未来!



Narrotor: From a clean director of JAVATAR and .NOT



旁白: 来自JAVATAR and .NOT的一个无懈可击的导演.



Narrotor: starring Eddie Larrison, Scala Johansson, two-time-golden-doo winner William Windows



旁白: Eddie Larrison、Scalla Johansson和两度金愚奖得主William Windows领衔主演



Father: Goddammit!




父: (粗口)



Narrotor: and a compelling performance by Mona Lisa Harddrive



旁白: 和Mona Lisa Harddrive的优异演出



Narrotor: and introduing Lenny Linux



旁白: 在此介绍Lenny Linux



Narrotor: Java 4-ever



旁白: Java永生！




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