[原创]The Joke Of English Teaching

Teacher : Good morning , boys and girls .
Pupils : Good morning , sir.
Teacher : How are you ?
Pupils : Fine , thank you . And you ?
Teacher : Very well , thanks . Excuse me . Is this your bag , Jim ?
Jim : No , it is Lily\'s.
Lily : This is my new bag .
Jim : It\'s so dirty !
Teacher : May I borrow your bag , Lily ?
Jim : What’s the meaning ?
Teacher : For example , I am getting Lily’s bag now , but I must return to her . It’s the meaning of “ borrow ”. Please read after me “ borrow ”.
Pupils : Borrow .
( Jim : 菠萝. )
Teacher : Say it in English , Jim .
Jim : 菠萝.
Teacher : Borrow .
Jim : 菠萝. ( Borrow )
Teacher : Say it after me “ May I borrow your bag ? ”
Pupils : May I borrow your bag ?
( Jim : Say it after me may I 菠萝 your bag ? )
Teacher : Jim . Please say “ May I borrow your bag ? ”
Jim : Please say may I 菠萝 ( borrow )  your bag ?
Teacher : You don’t say “ Please say may I 菠萝 your bag ? ” Please say “ May I borrow your bag ? ” Do you understand ?
Jim : Yes . Please say may I 菠萝 ( borrow ) your bag ?
Teacher : You are a stupid !
Jim : You are a stupid !

hehe. no bad....but I am still not sure which one is more stupid. hehe.

jim was playing tricks there...hehe...good boy!